An elderly woman is celebrating her 104th birthday. She is trying to blow out the candles on her cake. Two other women are standing behind her, smiling.
Ma'am, why is there a mannequin in the passenger seat? He listens better than my husband does. Ma'am, you ran a red light. It looked embarrassed, so I gave it privacy. You almost hit that mailbox, ma'am. Knows what it did. Ma'am, you made an illegal U-turn. I changed my mind legally. You were driving with both hands off the wheel. The car needs ind
So this dentist, who's getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth, he can tell she's nervous. You know that look, the one that says, 'If you come near me with that drill, we're both gonna meet Jesus today.' So he figures, 'I'll calm her down with a little joke.' He's snapping on those rubber gloves and says, 'Ma'am, do you know how they make th
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